A while back I went to suss out this new vintage boutique in Bristol. To my horror and general dismay, I learnt upon entry, that this vintage boutique did not stock any dead things. People are just too scared of vegans these days, they shouldn't be, for I am not. The only thing that scares me about Vegans is their personal hygiene, or should I say.. lack of.
Anyway, One of the owners, what's-her-face, informed me that she had a box in the basement full of items I would be interested in. She presented me with a box that allegedly some boy had brought in to sell as it was his great grandmother's and he didn't want it(freak). Inside the box was a selection of fur stoles and collars.
What's-her-name informed me that the boy wanted £20, I only had £10, so I selected the best pieces; A Fox fur cape, a Ermine collar and a Fox head with four legs.
The Fox head is all I have left. My sister lost the cape on a disillusioned exertion to Wolverhampton, I gave Jess the Ermine as she wore it at Pete's Party and I didn't want to take it home for I would've had to have spent the whole of sunday afternoon trying to scrub the jizz out. As for the legs, I used them as part of my pirate outfit, which, as I've mentioned before, Ben borrowed before he went traveling for a year. The fox head is the only remaining relic.
I've grown rather attached to him, He's become something of a mascot. And doesn't he look splendid arranged within Lou's mangled weave? He looks so good in fact, That I have considered doing a range of severed body parts head pieces.. you know like "what's that in my hair? is it nits? o no, its just that Cat's leg"
It will be an extension to my range of Mink's ass neck pieces and Magpie claw pendants.
Besides, women have been wearing body parts on their heads since the invention of cooked meat, why stop now? and FYI, your weave was no doubt taken from some deceased Asian women anyway. Same thing really.
What people think doesn't concern me though as long as katie Waissel starts doing it, I'm content.
Shit, it appears she already does.
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