Everyone at work is on the Game except me.

Chapter 1

After vigorous investigations, I can only conclude that most, if not all, of the my work force collective are in fact Lords and Ladies of vice.

"Supersuckers, Nashville pussy"

I'm not sure how one becomes part of this disreputable allegiance, nor do I know how it began or who started it, though I can safely say it wasn't the favourable Rich T, Codename: World of warcraft.

The format for this allegiance permits the dishourables to take it upon themselves to partake in as many fornications as they can. Preferably with outsiders, though it is the most recent custom - and this has been proven by Patrick P- for new comers to be broke in.

The popular and dare I say, the most successful place to pull tricks is during the Cloakroom shift, I for one have never received as little as a fake Facebook addy, though others, such as the likes of Nick, Codename: Hollyoaks, has received a handsome selection of online and offline contact details.

Ben G Codename: Ben G, also finds the cloakroom a fitting place to grab the attention of many Jagerbombed specimens. Savoring the purity of others is what Ben G is all about. That and Tattoos.

Even Maz, codename: The Lesbian, is known to get a late night sausage or two on her way home.

Morality knows no limits, a outsider caught indulging in a lustful act in the toilets is shunned by the dishonorables one minute and then invited into courtship the next.

The process of becoming a dishonorable is unknown. Though one is expected to hook up with available specimens and create something of an unmentionable.

An unmentionable is any act that causes embarrassment to the parties involved, usually on their next shift.

Though I need to declare, not everyone I work alongside is a dishonorable, as many have the unmentionable, which is more commonable known as a actual relationship.

Or there's the individuals such as Alex, Codename:Jail break, Rich J, codename: Neil and myself have yet to ditch all sense of standards and decorum to gain the title of dishonorable.

Though Jail break is a condom's width away from such a station.

Infamous past unmentionables include Luke, Code name: Caveman, giving a adequate specimen what can only be described as a full body cavity search, positioned in a way that allowed the other dishonorables to witness, thus providing sufficient evidence to justify forthcoming embarrassment... and points

There appears to be a new comer, though I'm pretty sure World of Warcraft has already Shot gunned it.