Tabi's theme

Tabi is hosting a party or something and for the first time in her life, she's ran out of ideas. It happens.

I suggest she throws a High Fashion Party. I know that sounds Gash, but if you think about it logically, the possiblilities are endless.

Unlike Pokemon and sexy civil servants, high fashion as a theme can be pretty much anything. High fashion is versatile, High fashion is wearing a pork chop on your head.High fashion is wearing a potato sack. High fashion is wearing a t-shirt that looks as if 20 crack whores with gonorrhea have puked and menstruated all over it.

Just make sure whatever you're wearing is either too tight, too small, too big, too long.. or dead

Buzzard is the new Gingham.

Try Heroin Chic, Peodo Chic or both. The 7 year old smack head look is soo SS11.

Another fantastic factor of this theme is the general application isn't that difficult at all. All you need is the materials suitable for making a blue Peter rocket. All you need is tin foil, pipe cleaners, PVA glue, a bit of polystyrene and felt, and voila! you've have a high fashion emsemble.

Tabi works in American Apparel, this makes her a Fashion Nazi anyway, so If I was her, I would hold competitions and special privileges. Prize for longest legs, prize for the biggest/longest hair, who can throw up three pints the quickest? any girl over 6"1 gets a free shot. Sorted.