Retirement

Its been almost a month since I last had the stability of employment. In more ways that one, losing my job has shown itself to be a positive influence. Firstly, It's given me time to sort out my life. I even wrote a to-do list. Attention has focused upon three main events of April one of which being my birthday.

There is nothing to report. You may have heard about my recent social retirement, I no longer socialise after 10pm. This is due to the predictability and dullness of the Bristolian night out. o, and not forgetting the fact that slices appear to be out of season.

I've decided to defrost the Wood Pigeon I found a while back. By complete mistake, I've discovered that wings and skins dry out perfectly fine without the application of turps, and in truth, it was the application of Turps that gave the head pieces an undesirable 'bleachy' odour. I used Turps as a way to disinfect them, it turns out drying them out in salt has the equal or even enhanced results. I've recently created a new head piece, appropriately named "cherry court" , named after the place the festering pigeon was found and the home of Patrick (The pikey pictured above next to the worst and best shoes ever made by the hand of man)

O, by this time next week I will have a limited batch of Magpie claw pendants , which I hope to flog. Cough.