Smack my pipe up.

I am now the owner of this darling Opium pipe. £55, which is considerably more expensive than tin foil and a rusty syringe but you know.... whatev's

As I said before, One day Katie and I will move into a fine house together with furnishings to match.

Other lots in the quarterly sale included the following.

This epic oriental hardwood screen with ceramic panels. I would have bid for it but then again I don't have £22,000. I suppose I'll stick to getting dressed in another room for the time being.

And I've always wanted a chest with long spidery legs. Legged furniture is the most likely to burst into song about hospitality which is fortunate for Katie and I lack the necessary social skills. £1400 a.k.a the monthly wage of a burger flipper will buy a chest like this.

Soon enough, it won't be all about the London look, It will be about the British Empire look.