Pete

Meet Pete.

It was a long running theory of mine that I invented Pete- in a Tyler Durden way not a Frankensteins monster way- for she-I mean he just appeared out of no where.

From whence does he hail?

well, It just so happens he hails from-or shall we say- escaped from Essex, the home of Stacey Solomon.

Hobbies include getting photographed gaying off with Calum.

Since coming to Bristol, he has made quite an impression, especially on the local skirt. He's the proud inventor of such classic chat up lines like " do you fancy a shag?" which according to him, works. Well, I take my hat off to him, It may be sleazy but it's cheaper than Rohypnol. I forget how old he is, but he's young.

He processes the one thing I've never had, A sexual appetite, and if sex had calories, he would be morbidly obese with AIDS. I can only guess he rates quite high in the sack, for girls often break into his flat and he returns home to be presented with a girl sprawled across his bed naked or so he says.

He puts me in the mind of a Jack Russel, you know, like the ones with a bandanna around their necks?

He's borderline Hipster, though no self respecting Hipster would be caught dead in UWE.

O, He likes Magpies.. well he may not do but he has them Tattooed all over his weedy body, which is quite unusual and surprising as he totes looks like a Emo star kinda boy. I gave him a magpie claw pendant, although he never wears it.

o and he looks like boy george from the 80's