Jess

Meet Jess.

I first met at Thekla, she was really drunk and she coped off with my friend. It set the standard of what to expect for the entirety of the future of our friendship.

Jess is a highly sensitive, emotional and thoughtful individual, which is a polite way of saying she cries a lot when she's pissed.

She shares my addiction of Gin, which is one of many reasons I love her, as it's incredibly difficult to find Gin drinkers, especially in Bristol.

She went to an all girl's school, and like most girls that have been deprived of male interaction through teenage years, she's embarked on a mission to get with as many as she possibly can "making up for lost time" I guess.

I don't knock such a promiscuous lifestyle, besides, she has a tight criteria of men she elopes with, you see, she only goes for boys that look like or have the same name as her Brother. This may sound gross but "whatevs" If Hollyoaks has taught as anything, it's taught us that incest is is kinda cute, though Jess has taken it so far as to grind her own father, though she assured me it was a special occasion.. her birthday, the same birthday she had a pretend wedding (not to her dad) but to a girl.

She's currently studying in Reading to be a primary school teacher, Thus it makes her another one of my sensible friends. Though I often imagine what she may be like as a primary school teacher. I often picture her reading Snow white and the seven dwarves to her class and pausing to ask;

"Did I ever tell you kids the time I had 7 dwarves?....."

O and she her nemesis is called Tamsyn,