Katie

Meet Katie

She's infamous for;

Falling out of taxis,

Remembering absolutely nothing the morning after,

Losing anything and everything that isn't glued to her. Usually SLR Camers, keys and shoes.

Our first encounter was a very sophisticated affair, I didn't meet her at some Psytrance rave like so many others, nor was it at night time. We met in Cafe rogue and shared a creme brulee together. If this was a Hollywood film, we have totally been married with kids by now.

Style wise she's stuck in the early 70's, she kinda looks like she ran away from the Brady bunch or something. She's also old money, real old. She originaly hails from a 100 and something acre estate, so she's like a cross between Mary Lennox and Marcia Brady, which is an excitable combination methinks.

Reasons why I love her include the fact she remains one of the VERY few people that also voted Conservative. (Feel free to thank us)

She works full time in Urban Oufitters, but you know, nobodies perfect.

She'll wear Vivienne Westwood to clubs where people drink out of cans and spirits out of plastic cups, she clearly doesn't believe the hype.

O and I've always thought she looks and speaks abit like Clea Duvall.

well, when I say "looks like" I mean "the way their mouths move when they speak looks the same" though only in The faculty