Tom has proved himself worthy of the much coveted and highly prestigious "dishonorable" status. Not only did he kiss a girl in public, he also like liked it.
His prize find followed us back to Patrick's- not dare I say, for his devilish good looks but for his medium portion of chips.
Patrick and I grimaced as we prepared for a night of disagreeable sounds and unholy smells, both which we experienced throughout the early hours.
Tom later assured Patrick and myself that no such fornication occurred. Not through lack of spirit but through lack of bowel control of both parties. Gross
If a Girl breaks wind in the presence of an eligible slice, it's a sign that they are either incredibly courageous, of inferior birth or you're new best friend.
Of course, most girls are biologically incapable of such a indelicate bodily function, such girls are what brides are made of.
The girl pictured above remains a U.F.O, an unidentified Fuc....you get the picture. This means she could be anyone. Cough Tabi Cough
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