Georgia

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Meet Georgia

Likes: 

- hologram

- the smell of litter trays

-getting chased by animal rights activists

- looking like the mum from beetlejuice

Dislikes:

- optimistic Facebook status updates

- The natural look

- Day light

-  This blog post already

- the memory of her natural hair color

Georgia and I go way back but she's only recently became a fixture in my imaginary social circle.

We met during the glory days of MySpace circa 2005, I believe she responded to a bulletin I must have posted probably to the tune of 'what colour do you bleed' those were different times.

Georgia is a full blown Bristolian, a declaration that appears redundant as soon you she opens her gob.

Unlike most Bristolian girls, she doesn't dress with heroic disregard for the thermometer and is usually seen wearing...or more like worn by a coat or jacket 5 sizes too big. Stella McCartney will be proud.

But don't let her Oo arr and alreet my lurver fool you as she does, infact hail from Bishopston.. You know the posh part of Gloucester road

Georgia ditched Bristol a long time ago, along with being a transmuter goth, having eyebrows and romances with Bristol's  lesbionic vegan anarchist elite.

Who would leave this? 

Like everyone I know, Georgia left Bristol to chase her dreams of being a creative genius.  After many years of 'wasbianism', bar work, volunteering in oxfam- then finally running out of internships to apply for-she's finally living that dream and has a salary to prove it.

It's taken a lot of modeling hair, shoes, hats and kink wear for ten year olds to get where she has... This west county maggot has eaten her way through many ginster pies. 

O, She currently lives under the same roof as lukus. They've recently purchased a Xmas tree, though you've probably already seen it on their Instagrams 

P.s last night she attended the porn star awards- as far as I know she left empty handed.